Attack of the B List Celebrity

08/03/2019

"Attack of the B List Celebrity"

by

Newmon

Highlights from a new series on the E! Network

“Hi, this is Troy Yates”. “And I’m Anna Nicole Smith and we’re coming

to you from the BioTronics lab in Winclot, North Dakota”. “That’s

right Anna and we’re here to see what new gizmos the people at

BioTronics are cooking up”.

Blah, blah, blah. With the introductions out of the way Anna could

stand back and feign an interest in whatever the BioTronics’s

scientists were talking about. This was the fourth episode of a new

series on E! called, ‘I Don’t bElieve it!’. Each week Anna and her

nerdy co-host, Troy, traveled around the country with a live audience

and listened to losers talk about UFOs, crappy inventions, and other

lame ass topics. To the former fashion model it was true torture.

“God I hate this job”, Anna muttered to herself, while watching the

presentation. Unfortunately, she was under contract with the network

and forced to be a part of whatever lousy show they tossed her way.

Besides being seen with all these geeks, what really pissed Anna off

was how the script called for her to be the target of a multitude of

corny jokes about dumb blonds and fat girls. Even worse, though, was

how she was required to be a good sport about it all, while the

audience laughed at her. Oh well, she thought, at least she was still

in television and maybe this job would set her up for a better gig .

After what seemed like an eternity, the scientist finally stopped

yakking and pointed toward two large machines. “I give you the Size

Changer!”, he declared proudly. Continuing, he said, “I will now

place this apple on the target platform and show you what the Size

Changer can do”. Once the apple was in position, one of the machines

fired a pink laser at it. Everybody watched in amazement (even Anna)

as the apple rapidly grew to the size of a minivan. For several

seconds the gathered audience and E! employees stood speechless.

Finally, breaking the silence, Troy joked, “Wow Anna, I bet you wish

they had a Size Changer at your neighborhood KFC”. The audience

laughed, while Anna forced herself to chuckle bubbly and say, “Oh

Troy”

“Say Doc, this really has been unbElievable, but do you think your

machine can work on an even Larrrrrrrrger target”? , Troy asked while

motioning with his head toward Anna. The scientist thought about if

for a second and replied that he would be happy to demonstrate the

power of his invention again. Anna, on the other hand, wasn’t so

eager to get shot by the crazy machine. Troy wouldn’t give up,

though, and he called out to the audience, “who here wants to see

Anna pack on a few more pounds”? The crowd cheered and started

chanting, “Bigger! Bigger! Bigger!”. Looking off to the side, Anna

saw the show’s producer glaring at her and pointing toward the

platform.

Defeated, Anna reluctantly walked up next to the enlarged apple,

while the scientists prepared to fire the Size Changer again. Once

the device was ready and Anna was in place, the technicians zapped

her with the pink laser that had caused the apple to grow earlier.

Once again, the Size Changer did it’s magic and Anna’s body quickly

expanded taller and wider until she reached 60 feet tall-a full ten

times or normal size!

The crowd looked up at Anna in stunned awe. Their eyes started at her

giant black stilettos. Then swept up her long, long legs and

gargantuan sized ass, that were all covered in super tight fitting

blue jeans. Next, they took in Anna’s cheast. She was wearing a

sleeveless white top with a plunging neckline that perfectly

showcased her massive, and now ten times bigger, breasts. The shocked

crowd took another peep at Anna’s eye-popping cleavage before looking

up to her beautiful face.

Anna’s luscious bright red lips were agape and her big blue eyes

looked slightly dazed. The giant woman was dizzy from her sudden

transformation and stumbled forward a few steps, before catching

herself. To Anna it was just a slight stumble, but to the crowd below

her, it easily could have been a life-ending avalanche, if she had

fallen on them. Never one to pass up an easy one liner, Troy laughed,

“Now that could have been a real…Anna-lanche”! The crowd regained

it’s composure and laughed at the dumb joke, while Anna rubbed her

temple and mumbled, “oh Troy”.

As usual, her co-host, wouldn’t let up when he found a thread of good

material and his Anna jokes continued. He climbed up onto the

platform and patted Anna’s seven and half foot long stiletto boot and

guffawed, “Better alert all the Dunkin Doughnuts in the state, cause

Anna’s gonna be reeeeeeeeal hungry”! On cue, the audience laughed

again, but this time Anna didn’t respond.

Listening to the trashy audience laugh at her caused something to go

off in Anna. She was tired of being a national joke. She was fed up

with people calling her a gold digger, a slut, and a big blond ditz.

And most importantly, she had had more than enough of Troy and his

mean spirited jokes. The giantess looked down at her tiny tormentors

and roared, “Stop it! Stop laughing at me!”. Some prudent people

paused, but most everybody else continued laughing all the harder

after Anna’s outburst.

A large tear rolled down Anna’s smooth rouged cheek, but she quickly

regained her composure. Furious now, she wiped another tear away from

her big blue eyes and then slammed her foot down and screamed, “I

SAID SHUT UP”! Silence immediately fell over the gathered crowd as

they looked up nervously at the angry giantess. Even Troy, who had

been knocked to the ground following the impact of Anna’s giant boot,

realized that he had better keep his mouth shut.

The program’s producer quickly rushed over to the scientists and

suggested, “maybe we should bring her back down to normal”. The

technicians agreed whole-heartedly and started warming up the

shrinking device on the Size Changer. Anna heard the exchange and

with a smirk asked, “WHAT’S THE HURRY? YOU WANTED TO SEE ME LIKE THIS

DIDN’T YOU”? Then she playfully twirled around so that everybody

could get a good look at all of her assets. As she turned around,

Anna couldn’t help but notice Troy frantically dodging her giant

stilettos.

Anna’s attention was diverted from Troy to the Size Changer, though,

when she heard it start to hum and point directly at her. Knocking

the device aside, she growled, “I’M NOT READY YET”. The lead

scientist called up to her, “Ma’am you must stand still. The longer

you remain in this state, the harder it will be for us to reduce you

back to normal”. Then the impatient producer walked up to the giant

woman and yelled, “Anna, this segment is costing us a ton of money,

so you just do what your told and we’ll wrap this up”.

The giantess was furious now. How dare this little speck of a man

tell her what to do, she thought? Again the Size Changer was directed

in Anna’s direction, but this time she wrapped her giant hand around

the machine and pointed it away from herself. “MAYBE YOU DIDN’T

UNDERSTAND ME. I SAID I’M NOT READY YET”, she hissed. The little

producer stammered nervously for a second and then said, “Really Ms.

Smith we’re just doing this for your own good, so please just stand

still and we’ll take care of everything”. Anna threw back her head

and laughed. “SO IT’S MS. SMITH NOW? AND DID I JUST HEAR YOU JUST SAY

PLEASE DONNY”? Nobody dared call the producer Donny, but he was

willing to let it slide until he got his star back down to size.

Much to everyone’s relief, Anna smiled and said, “OK, OK, I’M READY

TO GO BACK TO NORMAL”. She paused for a second and then smiled again,

“HERE, I’LL EVEN POINT THIS SHRIK-AMA-THINGY AT ME . Anna

squeezed her fist around the device and crushed the fragile metal

into a piece of scrap. Then she tore the 3000-pound machine from its

mount and casually tossed it aside. “WHOOPS, IS THAT BAD?”, she asked

smiling evilly, while looking into the eyes of the tiny people at her

feet.

Every person in the research facility looked at the ruined shrinking

machine with horror. Judging from the angry expression on Anna’s

face, they knew that they were in serious need of someway to bring

this giantess back down to size. The audience stood nervously looking

up at Anna, while also trying to scope out the nearest exit.

Meanwhile, at the insistence the producer, E! cameramen continued to

film the amazing spectacle before them. Even now Don planned on

exploiting Anna Nicole Smith for his own gain.

Anna was also looking at the ruined shrinking machine, but with

drastically different feelings. She knew that the massive metal

construction should have been heavy, but she had been able to rip it

apart as if it were nothing! Tearing her attention away from the

destroyed machine, Anna looked back down at the audience. They were

so small, she thought. And the looks on their face’s…she saw fear…she

saw respect. “Priceless”, Anna said to herself.

A loud rumble erupted from Anna’s stomach, effectively breaking the

tense silence. Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment for a split

second, but then she thought to herself, “why should I really care

what these bugs think of me”. Pleased with her newfound sense of

confidence, Anna looked into the crowd and then down at little Troy,

still paralyzed with fear at her feet. “MMMMMMMMM, I’M SOOOOOOO

SOOOOOOOO HUNGRYYYY”, she moaned sensually, while intently looking at

the bite sized people all around her.

The frightened crowd gasped when Anna bent down and grabbed Troy. She

brought him up to her face and licked her lips hungrily. This was too

much for little Troy and he thrashed about in his captor’s fist. Troy

screamed with terror and punched at Anna’s giant hand, but there was

no way that he could break away from such a powerful grip. The tiny

man’s pathetic display amused Anna greatly and soon she her delighted

giggles boomed throughout the building.

“OH TROY”, Anna mocked. “DID YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD EAT A SCRAWNY

LITTLE SH*T LIKE YOU”? She then placed her helpless captive on a

catwalk that was at face level and warned him, “NOW DON’T EVEN THINK

ABOUT TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM ME”. With Troy secured, Anna bent down

and grabbed the giant apple that had been enlarged several minutes

before. Standing back up, Anna sunk her giant pearly white teeth into

the fruit and began chewing deliberately, all the while staring

menacingly at Troy.

As Anna chewed, Juice and saliva squirted from her giant snack and

splashed onto Troy, but he didn’t dare move out of fear of angering

the unpredictable titaness. Even worse, from his tiny perspective,

every bite she took sounded like a miniature thunderclap. Finally,

Anna finished her apple and tossed the core onto the ground. She

couldn’t help but smile as tiny people scurried away like ants as the

giant apple hit the ground with a loud ‘SMOOSH’.

“THERE NOW, I FEEL MUCH BETTER”, Anna announced, while rubbing her

tummy. Looking back at Troy, she smirked, “WHAT’S WRONG TROY? I

HAVEN’T HEARD ANY JOKES LATELY”. Not surprisingly, the little man

didn’t respond. Shrugging, Anna sneered and purposely looked down at

her cleavage, “OH WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE ANYBODY WATCHES THIS CRAPPY

SHOW TO HEAR YOU ANYWAY”. Continuing with her monologue, Anna

announced, “MAYBE EVERYONE HERE WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME PACK ON EVEN

MORE POUNDS. HOW BOUT IT EVERYBODY”? Anna paused for a second and

then said, “OH WAIT… I DON’T GIVE A FU*K WHAT YOU WORMS WANT”.

Anna then turned to face the undamaged growth ray and struck a pose

waiting to be enlarged again. When the expected ray didn’t come, Anna

glowered down at the ground and roared, “I’M GONNA COUNT TO FIVE, AND

IF I DON’T START GETTING BIGGER, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SQUASHED”!

Anna’s threat prompted the scientists into immediate action and

within seconds the Size Changer started warming back up. The giantess

practically glowed with pleasure at seeing what effect her words had

on people now. “THAT’S RIGHT, WHEN ANNA NICOLE SMITH WANTS SOMETHING

SHE BETTER DAMN WELL GET IT”, she boasted.

Even though the growth ray was obviously being prepared to fire, Anna

couldn’t help but have a little fun with her audience. Assuming her

most pissed off expression, Anna folded her arms across her massive

cheast and began to count. “ONE”, she boomed. As she expected, the

little people started panicking. “TWO”. Anna watched as they started

begging for mercy. Begging…begging to me, she thought triumphantly to

herself. Before she could get to three, the pink laser hit her on the

thigh and pumped massive amounts of energy into her.

Anna’s body exploded with growth. To Anna the feeling was pure

ecstasy. She watched everything around her become tinier and more

helpless, while she grew bigger, stronger, and more powerful with

each passing second. At this point, pandemonium broke out near Anna’s

growing feet. People pushed and trampled each other in their frantic

attempts to escape from the doomed building. Anna watched them go and

roared, “THAT’S RIGHT RUN! RUN FROM GIANT ANNA!” Her expanding

stilettos quickly bulldozed those unlucky people closest to her feet,

but many others were able to escape from the building.

It took mere minutes for Anna’s rapidly expanding body to explode

through the roof and only seconds after that for her to completely

overwhelm and destroy what was left of the BioTronics facility. When

the transformation finally ended, Anna stood close to 3000 feet tall.

On this flat countryside her voluptuous frame could be seen for miles

around.

With her platinum blond hair waving slightly in the wind, Anna

stretched her mighty arms into the sky and took a deep breath of air.

The air seemed so much sweeter now she thought. Then, she looked down

at the ground as the survivors of her destructive growth fled away.

Let them run, she thought, there was no place on earth safe from her

now. Speeding away in their cars, even a quarter of a mile away from

her, the tiny escapees could hear Anna’s triumphant laughter echo all

around them.

From her lofty perspective, Anna could see the town of Winclott

spread out before her. Even though it was nearly three miles away,

the giantess knew that it would take only a dozen or so strides to

reach it. Anna savored that first step. The mighty, earth shaking

boom of her footfall illustrated just how powerful she had become.

Knowing that she possessed such unequaled might, caused her ego and

conceit to grow even larger than her body had become.

Before Anna could take another step, though, a blue beam of light,

originating from the remains of the BioTronics building, hit her on

the calf. The giant blond turned around and regarded this development

with some confusion. The laser didn’t hurt; in fact, it didn’t seem

to be doing anything to her…until she realized that she was slowly

getting closer to the ground. She was shrinking! “How dare they”,

Anna fumed to herself. She had finally achieved the power and respect

that she had craved for so long and there was no way that she would

allow these dolls to take it away from her.

Seething, Anna’s body shook with fury. Even though she was getting

smaller, the enormous super model still towered high above her

surroundings and in three powerful strides; she was upon the shrink

ray. The scientists operating the device saw their doom come

screaming down at them in the form of a giant black stiletto boot.

Not wanting to get any smaller, Anna desperately stomped the machine

under her foot and ground it into the dirt. The machine had only

reduced her down to a “petit” 1,500 feet tall, and while still quite

large, Anna was furious.

She focused her murderous rage on what was left of the BioTronics

complex. In a temper tantrum whose ferocity had never before been

seen on Earth, Anna stomped, punched, and threw everything in her

immediate area and in minutes BioTronics was completely leveled,

along with any other shrinking or enlarging machines inside. A few

miles away, Anna’s personal assistant, Joy, watched the giantess’s

outburst with fascinated horror. Joy had witnessed normal sized Anna

Nicole Smith tantrums in the past and shuddered to think what

nightmares the world would soon experience. With a quick estimate,

Joy figured that Anna’s fists had to be at least sixty feet tall and

her foot probably reached 200 feet in length. “Yes”, Joy said to

herself, “we are so f*cked.

In a much better mood now, Anna sauntered toward Winclott. Because of

her titanic weight, each of the blond bombshell’s steps caused the

ground to shake and threatened to topple over Winclott’s small

fragile buildings. The townspeople all saw and felt Anna stalking

toward them and foolishly ran into their homes in an attempt to

escape her. From high above a giant playful voice boomed over the

town and shook the foundations of every building, “COME OUT, COME OUT

WHEREVER YOU ARE!”.

Unable to resist the powerful voice, every man, woman, and child

timidly stepped outside and beheld the goddess above them. Thrilled

with how quickly the populace obeyed her command, Anna squealed with

glee and clapped her hands. “OH YOU’RE ALL SO ADORABLE…I COULD JUST

EAT YOU UP”, she cooed.

Anna started to bend down to grab a handful of people, when she

paused for a second. Originally she had planned on crushing them all

and stomping their town flat, but now she had an even better idea.

Standing back up and with a mischievous grin on her beautiful face,

Anna chuckled to herself. For so long her life had been one big joke

for the world to laugh at, but now it was Anna’s turn to do the

laughing.

Looking down pompously at the small people near her feet, Anna

roared, “TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES”. Once again everybody followed her

order without delay. “GOOD, NOW GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES”. When

everybody was in place Anna smirked and looked at the rain soaked,

muddy streets…oh yes, she was going to enjoy this! Then high above,

the giantess called down to her subjects as if she was reading a

verdict. “YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL PIGS…NOTHING BUT DISGUSTING, PATHETIC

PIGS.” After letting her words sink in, Anna continued, “AND SINCE

YOU’RE ALL PIGS, I WANT YOU TO START ACTING LIKE PIGS…LET ME HEAR YOU

ALL OINK”. Too scared to disobey, over 300 naked people started

oinking, just as Anna had commanded. “VERY GOOD, BUT PIGS DON’T JUST

OINK, THEY ROLL IN THE MUD”. When the townspeople looked dumbly up at

the giantess, Anna roared, “DO IT!!!”. In no time the entire town was

rolling and rooting in the mud, much to giant Anna’s delight.

Watching everybody humiliate themselves, the titaness!

doubled over with laughter. “THAT’S RIGHT LITTLE PIGGIES, KEEP IT

UP.”, Anna called out between laughs.

After nearly thirty minutes, Anna finally started to get bored with

her little game. Looking at her boots she noticed that mud had

splattered onto them. Scowling she bellowed, “LOOK AT THIS…LOOK AT MY

BOOTS!!” YOU’RE DISGUSTING LITTLE PIG TOWN HAS GOTTEN MY BOOTS

MUDDY”. Anna moved her giant foot just inches above the mud covered

towns people and held it their for what seemed like an eternity to

them. Feeling that she had everybody’s attention, Anna placed her

foot near their frightened crowd and removed her slightly muddy

boots. “I THINK THAT CLEANING MY BOOTS IS TOO BIG A JOB FOR YOU

INSECTS, SO BECAUSE I’M FEELING MERCIFUL…I’LL FIND MORE SLAVES TO

HELP YOU”. Then she placed her boot on its side and roared,

“EVERYBODY IN”.

The helpless citizens of Winclott quickly filed into the 270-foot

long boot until they reached its soul. Inside the boot, the

overwhelming smell of leather and Anna’s feet caused several people

to gag and a couple of others even passed out. The next several

minutes were pure hell for the tiny boot prisoners. The overpowering

musk from Anna’s foot made eyes water and burn. Anna decided to walk

barefoot and carry her boots and so she purposely shook her boots

every now and then. People were tossed back and forth across the

damp, sweaty insole of the giantess’s boot and soon were covered in

foot sweat and mud.

Anna stocked toward the next town, looking for more toys to play

with. Her lovely face broke into a devilish grin as she contemplated

what was in store for the world…her world, now that she was calling

the shots. “YES, YOU PEOPLE ARE SO F*CKED”, she said, unintentionally

repeating the words of her personal assistant, Joy.

In this rural part of the country, it took Anna nearly a half hour to

find another town to play with. By this time, word had spread

throughout the media of her miraculous transformation. Dozens of news

helicopters buzzed around her voluptuous body like annoying little

flies. It would have been child’s play for Anna to swat the tiny

little machines away, and indeed, she struggled to hold back the

tempting impulse.

Instead, she was content to let the media film her. The attention

starved woman craved to be in the spotlight and she knew that right

now her image was being transmitted to every television and computer

in the world. It all made Anna shiver with joy, but knowing that she

had a new image to uphold, she put her head and shoulders back, stuck

our her chest, and glided across the terrain, looking much like a

queen would walk amongst her subjects.

Still, though, Anna couldn’t help but ham it up a little, especially

when she noticed several helicopters paying extra attention to her

chest region. Playfully the giantess shook her gargantuan boobs,

giving the television viewers quite an eyeful. Another helicopter

flew within a few feet of Anna’s face and through a loudspeaker

attempted to interview her. The colossal woman chose to ignore the

ignorant questions and instead blew a kiss at the helicopter and then

giggled bubbly. Wind from Anna’s kiss blew the helicopter back

several feet, but it quickly regained control and attempted to ask

the giant model another tasteless question.

This time slightly annoyed Anna huffed, “NO COMMENT”. Unfortunately,

the tiny news crew wouldn’t be deterred and asked the question again.

Anna’s eyes flared with anger and her lovely face scrunched up into a

scowl. The pissed off giant smashed the tiny flying machine with the

back of hand and roared, “I SAID NO COMMENT”. The helicopter burst

into flame upon impact with Anna’s hand and it’s debris fell to the

ground. Wisely, because of this incident, all of the media

helicopters flew outside of Anna’s arm length for the remainder of

her walk.

Minutes later and still in a sour mood, Anna Nicole came upon the

next town. She didn’t know the name of the place, and frankly, she

didn’t care. From the look of things it seemed to be about the same

size as Winclott. Sighing Anna grumbled, “ISN’T THERE ANY REAL CITIES

IN THIS LOUSY ASS STATE?”. While the giantess eagerly looked forward

to finding a city filled with millions of potential toys, she was

willing to settle for what she could find for now.

Anna placed her boots in the middle of town, forcing hundreds of

people to flee away from the monstrous footwear. The former Playboy

centerfold looked over the crowds gathered around her and with a

conceited smirk announced, “YOUR QUEEN…NO YOUR EMPRESS COMANDS ALL OF

YOU TO LINE UP AND PAY TRIBUTE TO HER GREATNESS”. When the people

formed into a line, Anna wiggled her great toes and commanded, “NOW,

ONE AT A TIME, EACH OF YOU COME FORWARD AND KISS MY FEET”. The first

of Anna’s slaves came up to her big toe and gave it a quick peck and

attempted to move on, but the giant woman wouldn’t settle for such

shoddy shows of respect. “NO, NO, NO”, she said, shaking her head.

“MY FEET DESERVE YOUR TOTAL ATTENTION…YOUR RESPECT…YOUR UNDYING LOVE.

NOW DO IT AGAIN!”, she commanded. This time the tiny man placed his

lips against Anna’s giant dust covered toe and kissed it for all he

was worth. Barely able to stifle a giggle, she called down, “MUCH,

MUCH BETTER. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE !

BACK OF THE LINE AND DO IT AGAIN.

For the next hour, every person in town kissed the beautiful woman’s

toes. Never had Anna felt so pleased as she did now watching these

tiny ant sized people worship her feet. She felt as if she was the

center of the entire universe, the sole reason for its existence; the

feeling was highly intoxicating. When all the people below finally

finished kissing her feet, Anna sighed contently and looked at her

stiletto boots.

She then herded the minuscule people towards the boots with her foot,

enjoying the crowd’s panicked little squeaks of alarm. Smiling, Anna

called down to her subjects, “YOU’VE DONE VERY WELL MY PETS, BUT NOW

IT’S TIME TO PAY FOR THE PLEASURE OF LICKING MY FEET. MY BOOTS NEED

POLISHED AND CLEANED”. Then she added menacingly, “YOU HAVE ONE

HOUR…AND I’D BETTER BE ABLE TO SEE MY REFLECTION IN THOSE BOOTS WHEN

YOU’RE DONE”. OH, I ALMOST FORGOT…… HERE ARE SOME MORE

SLAVES TO HELP YOU”, Anna said lazily, as she dumped the people of

Winclott out of her left boot.

The frightened people of both towns immediately went to work

polishing and buffing Anna’s giant footwear. Fire trucks were called

into blast water at the dirty boots and hundreds of other people set

about buffing and polishing as if their lives depended on it.

Satisfied that her slaves were obeying their commands, Anna lied down

on the eastern part of town and allowed the warm sun to wash over her

big, curvaceous body. Completely relaxed and content, Anna dozed off.

About two hours later, the titanic woman awoke with a start and

instantly looked over at her boots. Hovering nearby were dozens of

National Guard helicopters attempting to airlift the tiny townspeople

to safety. Despite her great size, Anna leapt up from the ground with

astonishing speed. The helicopters didn’t stand a chance. With an

earth-shaking screech, the woman swatted several of them out of the

sky. She also took cruel delight in grabbing some of the flying

machines with her fist and crushing them into scrap.

Once Anna had obliterated the military’s rescue mission, she turned

her attention to the empty town below. Stomping down with bare feet,

the angry supermodel wiped the small community off the map in the

matter of seconds. Huffing from her tantrum, Anna picked up her boots

and examined them. “NICE JOB SLAVES”, she said while looking at her

beautiful reflection in the shiny black leather. Then she slid the

boots onto her feet and over her calves and moved on to the next

town.

Millions of people around the world watched the nightmarish

image of Anna Nicole Smith killing over a thousand people in mere

minutes and then destroying a small town soon after. Television

cameras caught the angry glare in her eyes, followed by the look of

cruel satisfaction on her face. At the same time, government and

military leaders began devising plans to either stop or control the

giant woman. Many in the military did indeed hope to bring the

giantess under control and use her as a true weapon of mass

destruction.

Meanwhile, Anna was unaware of the plotting and scheming going on in

Washington. She was far more interested in finding more ways of

exercising her seemingly unlimited strength. As she walked along an

empty interstate highway, Anna contemplated the wondrous change in

her life. She had already been quite wealthy, but her transformation

into a literal tower of power made all the money in the world seem

somewhat paltry. Now she could take whatever she wanted, whether it

be material possessions or the obedience and worship of millions of

tiny people.

The National Guard had successfully managed to evacuate several towns

and had closed down the highways, but one person had been able to

evade their roadblocks and now waited along the road. Anna saw the

little speck and was about to squash it under her massive foot, when

her curiosity made her pause. Bending down she saw that it was a

little man waving a banner in his hands. “WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE”, Anna

mused while trying to read the small words on the man’s banner.

“WHY IT SAYS, ‘I LOVE YOU ANNA’, she read aloud. Smiling in delight

Anna purred, “HOW SWEET AND TO THINK, I WAS ABOUT TO STEP ON YOU”.

Then she lowered her massive hand and gently grasped a hold of her

little admirer. “OH MY YES, IT WOULD BE A CRIME TO CRUSH A LITTLE MAN

WHO HAS SUCH GOOD TASTE”, Anna cooed. Still beaming, the giantess

brought her little prize up to her humongous lips and smothered him

with kisses. Feeling a little mischievous, Anna dropped the tiny man,

now covered with red lipstick, on to her gargantuan left tit and

giggled.

Anna’s laughter caused her chest to shake violently and the little

man fell down on to the warm smooth skin of Anna’s breast. Helpfully,

she held up the giant orb with her hand so that the man had a flat

surface to lie on. “I’M AFRAID THAT MY BOOBS ARE JUST TOO MUCH FOR

YOU LITTLE ONE”, Anna laughed as she watched the ant sized man try to

get back to his feet. Once again the jiggling mound knocked the man

off his feet, which wasn’t really such a bad position to be in he

thought. After a few minutes, Anna picked up her doll man and brought

him back up to her face. “WELL, IT’S TIME TO GO SWEETY”, Anna said

and then placed him on to the ground. The little man rushed over to

the tip of Anna’s boot and hugged it before scurrying away.

Holding her hands together, Anna cooed, “AREN’T YOU JUST THE CUTEST

LITTLE THING”. Then thinking about what she had planned for the next

towns and cities she came across, the massive beauty called out,

“MAYBE I SHOULD HOLD ON TO YOU AFTER ALL…SINCE I’D HATE TO CRUSH YOU

BY ACCIDENT. She reached backed down and plucked her new friend off

of the ground and placed him into the front pocket of her jeans.

“THERE NOW, NICE AND SAFE”, she giggled and then began walking down

the interstate again.

Inside Anna’s pocket, the tiny man was held fast against her thigh by

the skintight denim jeans. Despite barely being able to move, it was

quite comfortable being pressed up against the luscious supermodel’s

warm body. The warmth of Anna’s thigh and the rhythmic shaking caused

by her mighty footfalls soon caused the little man to fall asleep and

dream about his beautiful new Goddess.

Outside, Anna continued her earth shaking march. In a delighted mood

now, she simply stepped over the few police cars, soldiers, and tanks

that attempted to block her path. The military hadn’t yet agreed on

how to deal with the giantess and so no shots were fired as she

walked by. Also, because a large enough force wasn’t in place, the

military and police were ordered not to provoke the easily agitated

woman, unless they had to.

Within a half an hour of putting her tiny subject in her pocket, Anna

saw a city off in the distance. She quickly changed her course and

stocked towards the metropolis. Anna Nicole’s lovely delighted smile

slowly transformed into an evil looking smirk as she beheld the

skyscrapers and towers that barely reached her knees. She imagined

all the cruel jokes and laughs that she had heard when she was a

normal sized woman, and the overwhelming urge to destroy and

humiliate again surfaced.

In the city, buildings shook and thousands of panicked citizens

clogged the streets as Anna came closer and closer. High above, her

giant triumphant laughter washed over the city and signaled a

beginning to the destruction.

Anna circled the city, absorbing the terror and panic of its hundreds

of thousands of people. The toy-sized city seemed to practically

tremble with the populace’s collective fear, and to the vindictive

titaness it was a truly satisfying vision. On the ground, each and

every person looked up and saw the terrible splendor that was Anna

Nicole Smith. They knew that the 1500-foot tall woman could reduce

them and their city into nothingness at any time she chose. That

amazingly wasn’t the most frightening image, though. Instead it was

the look on her beautiful face that inspired the most fear. It was

the knowing, twisted smirk on her lips that let everybody know that

their doom was at hand. It was the amused glint in her eyes that made

them all realize that they were nothing more than disposable

playthings to her.

She walked around the city twice, never taking her eyes off of it,

and then stopped near the largest highway that led into the

metropolis. Anna took a deep breath and held it for several seconds,

causing her gargantuan chest to practically burst through the sheer

material of her top. Letting the tension continue to build, the

statuesque colossus slowly and deliberately ran her hands through her

platinum locks and sighed happily. And then she decided--it was time

to begin.

Anna lifted one long, impossibly powerful leg and slammed it down on

the nearby highway. A nearly ten foot deep crater was revealed when

she removed her massive foot from the ground. Looking down and

seemingly unimpressed with her mighty display, Anna shrugged her

lovely shoulders and said, “ROADS OUT”. Then in two great strides,

the unstoppable blond was standing among the downtown skyscrapers.

She wrapped her hand around one of the knee-high buildings and

attempted to rip it out of the ground in one piece. Unfortunately,

the structure couldn’t hold together against such abuse and

immediately collapsed, leaving Anna holding its top portion. The

giantess regarded the piece of building in her hand and laughed. “TO

THINK”, she taunted. “ IT TOOK YEARS FOR HUNDREDS OF YOU LITTLE

SPECKS TO BUILD THIS, AND WITH ONE HAND IT TOOK ME ONLY A SECOND TO

DESTROY IT”. Her chilling words and laughter echoed throughout the

city and on every television and radio on earth.

Looking closely at the building in her hand, Anna could see and hear

tiny people begging for her mercy. The giantess brought her free hand

to one ear and sneered, “WHATS THIS? I DON’T HEAR ANY LAUGHING”. She

paused for a second and then continued, “C’MON, LAUGH AT THE BIG

BLOND SLUT. TEAR ME DOWN, I’M A BIG GIRL I CAN TAKE IT”. A lump

caught in the angry woman’s throat and she felt her eyes mist up as

she remembered all the hurtful words spoken about her for so many

years.

Self-pity was quickly replaced by rage again, though, and Anna turned

her attention back to her hand. She gradually closed her fist around

the building’s top and transferred her pain onto the worthless

insects in her palm. With ease, she ground the concrete and steel

structure to rubble. Pleased with the results of her destructive

might, Anna opened her hand and allowed the debris to fall through

her fingers like sand. Then she kicked a group of nearby towers with

her giant boot. Anna’s foot shattered the buildings and spread their

remains over several blocks.

While wiping out skyscrapers was truly enjoyable, Anna wanted to get

a much closer glimpse of the minuscule people at her feet. She

dropped down on her hands and knees (wiping out several smaller

buildings in the process) and gazed over the crowded street below

her. Pleased with the chaotic scene, Anna grinned and then took in a

deep breath. After a few seconds the giantess released the stored up

air from her lungs onto the panicked throng below. Her warm, sweet

smelling breath blasted people off their feet and tossed vehicles

about as if they were scraps of litter.

Anna watched the scene with fascination. She already knew that she

possessed nearly unlimited strength, but seeing what effects the

simple act of her breathing had on these puny creatures was

incredible. Once most of the people got back up to their feet, Anna

placed her open hand on the street and slowly pushed forward. Her

unstoppable palm was like a six story tall bulldozer as it swept over

cars, buses, and people without any effort. Enjoying this new game,

the cruel giant lifted her hand and pushed it down the street in the

opposite direction until there was a small space sandwiched between

two 20-foot high piles of concrete and debris.

Over a hundred people were trapped in between the giant piles of

wreckage, just as Anna had planned. The gorgeous giant then licked

her middle finger and began carefully rubbing it against the helpless

people below her. There was no escape from the massive wet finger and

within seconds nearly three dozen people were stuck to it. Amused,

Anna watched them all wiggle and struggle against her finger. A

helicopter hovered several feet away filming the giantess’s

destructive fun. Enjoying the attention, Anna stuck her finger into

her mouth and began sucking away the trapped people. All the while

her big blue eyes stared into the cameras with mock innocence. Once

all the people were off her finger, Anna made a show of slowly

swallowing them all in one big gulp. “MMMMMMMMM”, she rumbled. “SO

TASTY”.

Darkness began to fall and the beautiful giantess let out a long

yawn. It had been a truly wonderful and entertaining day, but now she

was getting tired. There was still plenty of city left to destroy and

it wasn’t going to go anywhere, so Anna lied down on her back and

looked up into the early night sky. A satisfied smile formed on her

face as she listened to the screams and sirens that surrounded her.

Before dozing off, Anna took her little admirer out of her pocket and

made sure that he was OK. Other than being obviously shaken and

scared, he appeared fine. The gargantuan femme fatal kissed his body

and then nestled him down between her breasts. Seconds later Anna

Nicole fell into a blissful, dream filled sleep.

**Newest and final chapter**

With the arrival of morning, the results of Anna’s brutal rampage

could be fully seen. Over half of the city lay in ruin. Smoke and

the occasional column of flame rose above what was left of the sky

line. Military and civilian authorities didn’t bother trying to save

the burning and crumbling city, but instead focused on rescuing the

injured and evacuating those still alive. Those tasks were made all

the more difficult, though, after Anna had destroyed most of the

major highways and bridges that led into town. Also weighing heavily

on everybody’s mind was the frightening prospect of the sleeping

giantess erupting from her slumber and once again raining destruction

back down on them all.

Fortunately, “erupting” and early mornings weren’t a common practice

of the sleeping beauty. On this day, she slept until noon and her

slow, grumbling stirrings gave everybody ample time to flee. Anna

Nicole’s contented sighs and yawning echoed throughout the ruined

metropolis signaling that she was ready to go again. Even though she

couldn’t see herself, the image conscience beauty would have been

pleased to know that after sleeping on top of a dirty city, her

make-up was still set perfectly, not a platinum lock of hair was out

of place, and her outfit was still spotless.

Propping herself up one elbow, Anna plucked the tiny man off of her

cheast and looked him over carefully. He was still coated in her

bright red lipstick and now soaked from her sweat after sleeping

between her breasts all night. “SLEEP WELL BABY?”, she asked while

smiling down at him sweetly. He responded by bowing down and

reverently kissing her massive palm. The giant supermodel positively

beamed at this show of voluntary worship and giggled, “WHY MY DARLING

LITTLE LOVE BUG, I THINK YOU ARE THE VERY FIRST CONVERT TO THE CHURCH

OF ANNA”. Coincidentally, Anna happened to look beside her hip and

notice that a cathedral had miraculously survived the previous day’s

attack. She stared at the structure for several seconds before

suddenly slamming the open palm of her other hand down on top of it.

While smearing the building’s remains into the turf, she growled,

“SORRY, BUT THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE GOD ROUND HERE”.

With that show of power done, Anna was ready to strike out again.

She quickly placed her small lover back into the safety of her pocket

and stood up. Seeing that the city was mostly empty now, the huge

beauty didn’t waste any time, and quickly stomped away, stepping on

and through every building that stood in her path. Once she was

outside of the city, Anna decided to follow a four lane highway that

led to the south, figuring that would be the best way to find more

prey. Within a few minutes, Anna Nicole spied a large convoy of

buses, trucks, and tanks speeding away from her. Once the convoy of

evacuees heard and saw the murderous woman behind them, they sped up

all the more, but unfortunately there was just no way that they could

outrun their pursuer.

“AH, AH, AH. NOBODY GETS TO LEAVE UNTIL PLAY TIME IS OVER”, Anna

purred evilly, as she stepped over the vehicles and slammed her boot

down. Soldiers and tanks escorting the convoy opened fire, but of

course, they had no effect on Anna. She ignored the minuscule

infantry men and playfully flicked away a couple of tanks with her

perfectly manicured, ruby red painted finger nail. Mocking the puny

defenders, Anna pretended to pout, “NOW THAT WASN’T VERY NICE AND

LOOK, YOU’VE WENT AND HURT MY FEELINGS”. Then adding menacingly, she

said, “AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT’S NOT VERY SMART”.

Down below the dozens of terrified people waited for Anna’s other

giant boot to come down and crush the life out of them, but the

giantess had other plans. Winking and smirking naughtily, she slowly

undid the button on her jeans and lowered them down below her knees.

“I’M AFRAID THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU SPECKS CAN MAKE THIS UP TO ME...IS

TO KISS MY ASS”!, Anna proclaimed and she started to squat down. On

the ground, everybody watched as her huge, huge...huge posterior

approached the ground. Anna sat poised just inches above her trapped

playthings waiting for them to honor her greatness. Not waiting for

further prompting, the crowd immediately started worshiping Anna

Nicole Smith’s ass. They kissed and rubbed and licked the massive,

smooth butt cheek with all that they had. Giant Anna could feel it

all and laughed, “THAT’S RIGHT, KISS...KISS LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPEND ON

IT”.

After squatting in such an uncomfortable position for about ten

minutes, the titaness decided it was time to end this game. Despite

the best efforts of her new ass slaves, Anna had planned on crushing

them all along. Without warning, she sat down, full force onto the

ground. The massive tonnage of her body squashed those below her

into nothingness and the impact of her ass hitting the surface

registered as a small earthquake on the Richter Scales. “OOOPSEY”,

Anna exclaimed innocently to the news helicopters that were filming

her latest act of cruelty.

In Washington, the nation’s leadership watched in horror as the giant

super model sat in the desert, giggling as if killing hundreds was

nothing more than a silly little game to her. The president broke

the stunned silence and declared, “I’ve seen enough. I’m not going

to sit by and watch this whore...this bimbo humiliate and murder the

people of my country”. His top general stood up and asked, “What are

your orders Mr. President”. Without hesitating he said, “take her

down”.

Within ten minutes of that order, the might of the United States

military descended upon their target. Over three dozen B-1 and B-52

bombers loaded with the most powerful conventional bombs struck her.

They hit their target with pinpoint accuracy and the world watched

expectantly. Naturally, the attack hardly phased the giant woman.

Laughing as the bombs exploded on her, Anna moaned and arched her

back, “OH YES...RIGHT THERE...YES, THAT’S THE SPOT”. Next came the

fighter jets, hundreds of them, but their tiny weapons had even less

affect on her. Unlike the bombers, though, the fighters came within

swatting distance and Anna took great delight in knocking the fragile

aircraft out of the sky.

Finally, a group of five transports, each loaded with the highly

touted MOAB, approached the giant woman. Anna watched the lumbering

aircraft approach; it would have been child’s play for her to destroy

each one of them, but she was curious to see what they had were going

to do. On cue, each transport released its payload and the

grand total of 100,000 pounds of bombs burst all around the suddenly

bewildered woman.

When the smoke cleared, Anna was still standing. The only sign of

damage to her was a small gray smudge on the cheast area of her white

top. Also, the massive explosions had caused her breasts to giggle

ever so slightly, but Anna placed her hands over top of them and

stopped their mesmerizing movement. The unstoppable woman took an

earth shaking step forward, and then paused to look down at the stain

on her outfit. Anna licked her thumb and then rubbed the smudge

until it was barely noticeable. Satisfied, she resumed her march.

Back at the Pentagon, the nation’s military and civilian leadership

watched helplessly as the giant sexpot shrugged off what had been the

world’s largest single air strike. The Secretary of Defense stood up

and said confidently, “just give the word Mr President, and we’ll

commence the ground offensive”. Looking at the man if he was an

imbecile, the president instead turned to another group of advisors

and asked, “how long will it take to get a team of negotiators out

there”?

The first round of negotiations didn’t last very long. Feeling as if

the puny men weren’t giving her the proper respect, Anna squashed

them within five minutes, but fortunately, follow up talks proved to

be more fruitful.

Six months later...

Anna Nicole Smith sat in a secluded harbor, which at her size

resembled a nice sized Jacuzzi. She had discarded the giant bikini

top she had been wearing and was enjoying how her tiny lover caressed

her massive nipple. Close at hand, was a structure that resembled an

oil platform, but instead of drilling for oil, it simply held an

immense glass of champaign. Nearby, two dozen supertankers filled

with the pricey beverage awaited orders to refill the glass. So far

this afternoon, the tippsy giantess had already polished off four

super tankers.

The last few months had gone perfectly, Anna thought lazily. After a

day of negotiations, the government had agreed to hand over all of

Southern California to her, to rule as she saw fit. In return, Anna

promised not to destroy any other parts of the country. Of course,

the giant blond planned on breaking her promise whenever she pleased,

but for now she was satisfied with lounging around and enjoying the

benefits of being treated as a deity by her little subjects.

Leaving Anna’s little nation was forbidden and those who did escape

were promptly detained and returned by the US, as agreed upon. In

addition, other countries paid hundreds of billions of dollars in

tribute to Anna Nicole each month. The money was used to purchase

the massive amounts of food and clothing that she required and to

satisfy her every other whim, which were quite extravagant. For

example, she had recently commanded the nations of the world to build

her a life sized statue of herself, built from gold and platinum.

In the meantime, the United States looked for a way to bring Anna

Nicole Smith back down to size and escape from underneath her giant

thumb. Unfortunately, all the scientific and technological data had

been destroyed at the BioTronics facility and, to date, the process

could not be duplicated or reversed. After extensive investigations,

it was determined that personnel at BioTronics had reportedly mailed

complete information on their growth project to a Dr Corry Love in

Seattle, Washington. Investigators immediately looked into this, but

somehow the data never reached Dr. Love and apparently had been lost

in the mail.

One year later, a giant Courtney Love burst upon the scene...but

that’s another story for another time.

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